Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Chat Roulette

So this story starts out the way all chat roulette stories do.
My friend Natalie and I were sitting around doing nothing and remembered that we had been meaning to check out chat roulette. So we sign on. Natalie is pretty much skipping over everyone, especially guys, cuz guys on chat roulette are automaticall creepy even if they are just sittin around. And then...we come upon a screen. We just see a computer chair with no one in it. We figure, ok, maybe the person got up to pee or somethin. All of a sudden a fucking CLOWN pops out with a sign that says "Show tits"
We scream like banchees, shut the laptop, and run to the other side of the room. After we sat there laughing/crying for a good 10 minutes, we decide to give it another try.
THEN came the storm of penis.
But we all know about the chat roulette penises.
There are several different kinds of people who use chat roulette.

1. The people who are hanging out with their friends and want to go laugh at everyone.

2. The people who are actually looking for cam sex.

3.People who are just very proud of their privates

4. People who want to mess with other people and put it on youtube

5. People who sit around with no shirts on and are just very boring people.

6. People who just LOOK creepy.
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